In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?
You're such a wuss.
- I will seriously dead lift you right now
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- I'm in all honors and quite popular, I have street smarts and book smarts, come the hell at me
Your crush has a crush on me
- You mean my boyfriend? You want me to ask him? because I guarantee he doesn't
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
- Math is my strongest subject, fuck off
Hurry up would you?
- how's about no though
You're so snobbish
- yeah I know, it comes with being an honors student
Wanna settle this outside?
- No, we settle this right the hell here
You afraid of me?
- Fuck no asshole
He/she loves me more!
- I can promise you he doesn't
You have bad grades
- Yeah I know
What if your crush told you...
I have a crush on you
- Well I mean you're my boyfriend so
I don't love you.
- Mark stop kidding you dingus
I think I love you already
- You've loved me for a year now bae
Can T copy your answers?
- sure, go ahead
I think I have a crush on your friend
- Bae stop kidding, you know I have jealousy issues
Can I sit next to you?
- Fuck do you think, you dingus
Would you like to dance with me?
- *waltzes with the bae*
I think you have a crush on me
- No shit
you have a cute smile
Why are you so nice to me?
- Because I love you??
What's your reaction if your parents told you...
Go home before it gets dark
- Yeah ok
Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
- Eh, mom/dad, I don't have a sibling???
Go to bed early
- *groooooan* ok
Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
- Yeah ok
Study hard ok?
- yeah ok
When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
- I've heard, yes
Why can't you be more like him
- Because I don't want to do steroids, mom, jeez
When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- I get it, that's why I'm not going to do that